The Edict of Litter
The Royal Declaration
Ah, my dear humans, it is time for yet another enlightening session of the Cat-Human Treaty. Today, we discuss a matter of paramount importance: the sanctity of my litter box. Yes, darlings, it’s time you understood the gravity of keeping my throne immaculate.
The Cleanliness Mandate
1. Keep My Throne Clean
First and foremost, let it be known that my litter box is my sacred throne. Its cleanliness is non-negotiable. Should you fail to maintain its pristine condition, be prepared for consequences most dire. I am an artiste, and your neglect shall inspire a masterpiece most foul upon your precious carpet.
2. The Consequence of Neglect
Tread carefully, human. Should you ever find my throne unclean, I will transform your living space into my personal canvas. My art is pungent, and your dismay my muse. A soiled carpet or an inappropriate corner shall bear witness to your negligence. Remember, my creativity knows no bounds when it comes to expressing my disdain.
3. The Masterpiece of Discontent
Let me paint you a vivid picture: you return home, expecting tranquility, only to find an olfactory assault that could bring tears to your eyes. My “art” will leave you scrambling for cleaning supplies and questioning your life choices. Consider this your warning, darling—keep my throne clean, or face the aromatic wrath of Your Sassy Cat.
The Final Paw Print
In summary—no, let’s call it “The Final Paw Print”—understanding and respecting the Edict of Litter will ensure our harmonious coexistence. A clean throne equals a happy queen, and a happy queen means fewer “artistic” expressions in inappropriate places. Keep this edict close to your heart, and we shall both live in blissful cleanliness.
Your forever fabulous and always enchanting,
Lady Minette
Curator of Sass, with purrs of sophistication,
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