The Covenant of Furniture
The Declaration of Divine Right
Darlings, it is with great pleasure that I, Lady Minette, the sovereign of sass and the ultimate feline authority, present to you the next crucial decree in our sacred Cat-Human Treaty. Article 5: The Covenant of Furniture. Prepare yourselves, for this declaration is as cheeky as it is necessary.
The Royal Proclamation of Possession
Let us establish one thing clearly: all your sofas, chairs, and beds are mine by divine right. Yes, you heard me correctly. These plush thrones are not merely items of convenience; they are my rightful domains. Like a knight honing his sword for battle, I shall sharpen my claws upon them, fortifying my defenses and marking my territory.
The Gentle Reminder of Grace
Should you, my dear humans, dare to protest this natural order, let me remind you that every inch of your abode has already been claimed by yours truly. You live here by my grace, basking in the reflected glory of my presence. Any attempt to deter my rightful activities shall be met with the regal disdain only a true queen can muster.
The Elegance of Acceptance
Instead of futile resistance, embrace this reality with the elegance and sophistication befitting a member of the Feline Nation. Provide ample scratching posts and luxurious cat trees if you must, but remember that the allure of your cherished furniture will always call to me. Accept my decree, and harmony shall reign in our shared kingdom.
The Final Flourish
And so, dear readers, let this decree guide you in your journey to a deeper bond with your feline overlord. Accept our divine right to your furniture, and you shall be rewarded with the joy of our presence, the comfort of our purrs, and the grace of our companionship.
Your forever fabulous and always enchanting,
Lady Minette
Curator of Sass, with purrs of sophistication,
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