The Ordinance of Entrance
The Royal Decree of Door Duties
Greetings, cherished subjects of The Feline Nation! It is I, Lady Minette, your perennial guide to the art of feline-human cohabitation. Today, we address a matter of utmost importance and frequent consternation: the sacred rites of door management.
The Commandments of Comings and Goings
As sovereign of my domain (which, let’s be frank, includes every inch you occupy), I hereby decree the Ordinance of Entrance: I shall decide whether I am within or without, and the door shall heed my command. There is no in-between, no hesitation allowed. When I approach, you must act, for the door is not merely a barrier but a servant to my whimsical desires.
The Trials of the Two-Legged
Should you hesitate in your duty, be warned: I shall teach you the meaning of persistence. Your patience shall be tried, your resolve will crumble, and eventually, you will see the door as I do—a mere vassal in the grand court of Lady Minette. Whether I wish to bask in the glow of the morning sun or retreat to the cool shadows within, remember—your only task is to facilitate my desires with the grace and speed befitting your queen.
The Edict of Endless Access
It is not merely enough to open the door; one must understand the profound implications of this act. Each opening and closing is a testament to your dedication and love for your feline overlord. Do not take this responsibility lightly, for the peace of our kingdom rests upon these hinges.
A Royal Summons to Serve
Thus, I call upon you, my loyal two-legged companions, to embrace your role in this dance of doorway diplomacy. Rise to the occasion, and let not your vigilance wane, for the eyes of Lady Minette see all, and my satisfaction is paramount to the harmony of our shared abode.
Your forever fabulous and always enchanting,
Lady Minette
Curator of Sass, with purrs of sophistication,
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By adhering to this decree, you ensure a home environment where both cat and human thrive in mutual respect and understanding. Join us at My Sassy Cat to learn more about living under the benevolent rule of a feline queen.
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