The Great Escape

Breaking Free from Closed Doors

Ah, the closed door. A simple barrier to humans, yet a grand challenge to us felines. My dear readers, let’s delve into the exhilarating world of closed doors and the art of breaking free. For what is life without a little sassy mischief?

The Unseen Barrier

Picture this: your human, in their endless quest for “privacy,” closes a door. To them, it’s a mundane act. To us, it’s an invitation to outwit and outmaneuver. Have you ever watched a cat face a closed door? The flick of the tail, the narrowing of the eyes – the game is afoot!

The Methods of Mischief

Allow me to share a few tactics from the Feline Code:

  1. The Paw Under the Door: A classic. Insert paw, wiggle furiously, and wait for the human to come running. Extra points if you can make a delightful scratching noise.

  2. The Leap and Latch: For the athletically inclined. A swift jump, a deft twist of the paw, and voilà – freedom. It’s a move that requires finesse but is oh-so-satisfying.

  3. The Meow Serenade: Sing, my darlings. Sing the song of our people. Start softly, then crescendo into a full-blown aria. Humans cannot resist the allure of our melodic meows.

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Real-Life Escapades

Let me regale you with a tale from my own adventures. One evening, my human dared to close the door to the bedroom, leaving me on the wrong side. How rude! With a well-timed paw swipe and a series of perfectly pitched meows, the door soon swung open, and I made my grand entrance, tail held high. The look of bewilderment on my human’s face was priceless.

Reader Tales

I see many of you have similar stories. Perhaps your feline friend has mastered the art of the silent slip-through or perfected the mournful gaze that compels doors to open. Share your stories, darlings, and let us celebrate our shared spirit of adventure.

Final Flourishes

In closing, remember this: a closed door is merely a temporary obstacle to the curious and cunning cat. Embrace your sassy spirit, my dears, and let no door stand in your way. After all, we are the masters of our domain, the purveyors of playful mischief.


Your forever fabulous and always enchanting,


Lady Minette
Curator of Sass, with purrs of sophistication,
“My Sassy Cat” Blog

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